FACTS: My garage is messy. I teach college part-time. My wife and I run a very small event photography business and we love it, whether we have a job every weekend or not. I have a three-year old son. He knows his colors. He can count to 20, but darn it, he has trouble coloring inside of the lines. I love yard work. I hate cleaning the house. I love cooking. The pigeons who like to nest above my porch every spring should find someplace else to reproduce. I have two screws in my knee due to an old sports injury. I still play sports and stay active. I have two cats. I can strum chords on a guitar. Pro football is great. I wish I could grow a full beard. I wish there was a way I could cook pork chops in the toaster. I was once told that people only like me because I’m creatively funny… That’s OK I guess. I do improv comedy… that means I don’t mind being laughed at. I think the government hides important information. I hate wasps, bears, zombies, malfunctioning machines, politics, wasting time, being lied to, mistakes, below average people, and I really hate that indestructible plastic packaging. I love to get the job done. I take failing personally. You don’t have to ask me to work overtime. The answer is always yes. Don’t worry I always stay busy. All of the cars I ever owned were black or grey. A few random artists on my iPod: Michael Jackson, Hootie and the Blowfish, Elton John, Eminem. If Ghostbusters is on I’ll stop channel surfing and watch it. I love our troops. I laugh when people stumble while walking. I love chicken wings. I love every Old Spice and Geico commercial ever made. The theme song to Sex and the City gives me nightmares. Home brewing my own beer is a hobby of mine that I love to share with the world. That is all.
Please contact me for a more in-depth copy of my resume.
EDUCATION
CSU, Sacramento
B.S. Graphic Design, 2005
Minor: Communications & Multimedia
EXPERIENCE
Advertising Designer [Sacramento Magazines Corporation]
Senior Graphic Designer [LOJO Group, LLC]
Part-Time Professor [Sierra Community College - Applied Arts & Design Department]
Owner/Photographer [Photography For A Reason]
Freelance Graphic Designer [Wallrich Landi Integrated Communications]
Contract Graphic & Production Designer [Mering Carson]
Videographer [Pulsar Video Global, Arco Arena, Maloof Sports & Entertainment]
Graphic Design Specialist [FASTSIGNS]
Student Website Assistant [CalEPA, Air Resources Board]
Graphic Design Intern [HEI Solutions, Envizion, Inc]
